In lieu of a newsblast this miserable, overcast evening in eastern Ontario(where the weather apparently reflects the conditions everywhere else), we present to you a conversation I, the Big Cheese, had with a female who shall remain anonymous forevermore. Enjoy!
Big Cheese: Holy cow, I just googled Vertical Mass, and the first link is to VERTICAL HORIZON's myspace. Remember THEM?? I'm gonna go relive my high school years now.
Anonymous Friend: lol yes I do
BC: And Rush's drummer is among their top friends.
AF: Oh, how I remember them.
BC: You made out to them, didn't you.
AF: Haha, nope. Not them.
BC: Man, this tune is even tamer than I remember it being.
AF: I made out to Dane Cook once. It was an accident. A terrible accident.
BC: It could've been worse. You could've made out WITH Dane Cook. A friend of mine made out with one of Atreyu's guitarists once. That's bad.
AF: Every so often I had to stop and be like, 'Ew. I can't believe he just said that.' Atreyu is scary.
BC: Should I message Vertical H directly? I'm tempted.
AF: lol. You should tell them you made out to them. They would really not be creeped out at all. I made out to Iced Earth once, too. That was weird. And stopped shortly after it began.
BC: LOL! Anyone else? This is just getting good.
AF: Oh, lots. lol
BC: Oh man, lay it out for a brother.
AF: Those may be my top two weirdest ones. But I'd have to think on it.
BC: I have never once gone for that whole 'mood music' thing, nor can I name anyone outside of maybe Matchbox 20 who I can even remember kissing someone to.
AF: Well, I always have music on in the background. And a guy I dated for a year and a bit was the same way, so I have a pretty eclectic selection. Avril. Dillinger Escape Plan came on and surprised me once. I punched the guy in the face.
BC: LOL! You're lying. You have to be.
AF: I am being 100% truthful.
BC: No way something that awesome has occurred on this planet and I haven't known.
AF: It was accidental, but it happened.
BC: This is by far the greatest MSN convo I've ever had. Where's the save button when I need it most? This just has to be shared with the world. Is it done? Or are you going to continue?
AF: Some weird '80s remix happened once. I stopped to sing. I am the best mood killer ever. EVER. EVEREVEREVER.