A description, in Messenger conversation form, of my morning this fine Thursday:
sd: so I'm making coffee
sd: right
sd: and I put the water in, and the grounds and everything
sd: and turn it on and walk away 'cause SportsCentre's on, right
sd: with me so far?
valued sd.com contributor Pliggot: *nods*
sd: so I'm watching sports, and my Senators finally snapped the ugly losing
streak, hooray
sd: and I think I hear something funny
sd: so I mute the telly and listen, and it's just the coffeemaker, doing its thing
sd: aight, back to sportscentre
sd: oh, neidermayer's coming back for the ducks? okay, duly noted
sd: oh, commercial break
sd: let's go check on the coffee
sd: maybe it's done
sd: I sure can't wait for some
sd: right
Pliggot: it ate a baby monkey!?
sd: I walk into the kitchen and I FORGOT TO PUT THE COFFEEPOT UNDERNEATH
THE SPOUT
sd: so there's half a pot all over the place
Pliggot: LAWLZ!!!!!
sd: grinds and sh*t EVERYWHERE
sd: a ten-minute disaster-relief cleanup
sd: fund drives
sd: telethons
sd: the whole nine
Pliggot: rofllmfaololhahahalawlzzomg
sd: entire coffeepot has to be cleaned, because turning it off mid-pot is just not a good scene
sd: so the entire filter is full of grinds and water
sd: and course it's VOLCANICALLY HOT
Pliggot: and kanye west showed up because it was a DISASTER
sd: so I'm burning myself doing this
sd: I need to hire someone to do this for me apparently
Pliggot: two words
Pliggot: instant coffee
The End.
Posted by mike at December 6, 2007 03:05 PM