Early morning - like, really early morning - is always the best time for honesty.
Behold - a dear friend of mine's exegesis of the entire Emo Scene, as recorded on MSN Messenger:
"Allison says:
it hurts
Allison says:
it hurts
Allison says:
the bad haircuts are the WORST"
That, friends, is comedic gold, and more so 'cause it's true.
Get normal hair, emo kids.